What would you do in a zombie apocalypse?

27/06/2016

Zombie apocalypse, zombie, apocalypse

You've all thought about what you'd do in a zombie apocalypse.


After watching Zombieland I thought long and hard about what I would do if the apocalypse actually happened.
Obviously, we all know it probably, maybe won't happen but it's always good to have a plan in place just in case you have a zombie wandering outside your house in the garden and all that. I like to think I'd be like Emma Stone in Zombieland being all cool, calm, collected and an absolute bad-ass but in reality, I'd probably be like Nick Frost in Shaun of the Dead falling over fences and shit.

What would you do in a zombie apocalypse? I would do this:

Assuming these zombies are typical can't climb, slow motherfuckers I would go to the school near my mum's house, it's a big comprehensive school with large gates and shit - science labs, sixth form common room, the whole shebang.

So first things first, I'd straight up go to the PC room and look up how to make an electric fence, how to make bombs, how to weld shit, literally, I'd research and print out everything before the internet goes down. I'd then make the fence electrical so if these zombies somehow evolved and could climb it, they wouldn't get very far. I'd make a suit of armour for the school vans and weld it on. I'd then drive up to the shop which is like 2 minutes up the road, grab a load of food, petrol and maybe some art supplies cause yanno, I might get bored lol. I'd get back, lock the place back up, put the shopping away lol and I'd get started on making my bombs and shit - gotta be prepared cause I ain't going down without a fight. After I concocted all my potions I'd check the news and internet - probably take some snapchat photos, some instagram photos, tweet a little and set a status cause lol 21st-century social media addict over here.

I'd probably just play some pool, cooks some food, do some writing and painting whilst I wait it out - I think I'd be pretty safe so I wouldn't have to worry too much about fighting the zombies and all. I'd probably venture out in my custom school van and grab my mum cause I know she wouldn't have a suitable plan to protect herself, my stepdad and brother so I'd get them along with Shane's family. I wouldn't have to go outside really cause we got the canteen and food, we got entertainment, we got science labs and scary chemicals, we have design and technology workshops, and the PC rooms - there's even a backup generator in case the electric goes cause all schools have one lol. Also, I'd probably spend the majority of the time reading through pupils confidential folders cause I'm nosy as fuck lol. It would then just be a waiting game until there was a cure or a long term solution to this god-forsaken mess

What would you do in a Zombie Apocalypse?

14 comments

  1. This is such a fab post, really different - I love it! The school is a very good idea, you'd never be short of entertainment if you were trapped in a school, there'd be PE facilities, cooking facilities, and you could raid all the teachers' desks hahaha! Such a fun post, please write more like it!! 💖

    Abbey ✨ www.abbeylouisarose.co.uk

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. Thank you lovely, glad you enjoyed it! Exactly, and you get to read all the confidential forms etc lol xx

      Delete
  2. I honestly have no idea what I would do .. Either hide, or *in an ideal world* go all badass and start fighting! Hahah. My boyfriend always said I'd be the one to get caught and turned into a zombie, though :(

    Vee ♥ // veeosullivan.co.uk

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. Haha well maybe you can find a dead zombie and like disguise your human smell with it so you don't get eaten? xx

      Delete
  3. I honestly have no idea what I'd do! I'd like to think I'd be brave and have a good plan but I'd most likely be sat in the corner crying haha!

    Vicki x
    http://neverlandandvicki.blogspot.co.uk/

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. Haha yeah same, I like to think this is what I'd do but I'm not sure if the apocalypse happened I'd be able to turn this plan into reality xx

      Delete
  4. I started busting up reading this! Omg Arora. It all sounds like a solid plan to me. I'd honestly cry is a zombie apocalypse happened. I'd be soooo dead. Christ. You've really thought this through! XOXO

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. Haha yep, you have to be prepared for these things bree! xx

      Delete
  5. OMG I love this. I've always thought about it ever since watching Zombieland and there will be moments walking under a subway tunnel thinking there's gana be zombies about to attack but never have I came up with an amazing plan like that - could we just follow you? Hahaha

    Loved this a lot! Definitely entertaining and most certainly life changing!

    Jessica & James ☺️💓
    www.foodandbaker.co.uk

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. Haha yeah you can just follow me - I can't promise you wont die though lmao. Thank you for your kind words xx

      Delete
  6. This comment has been removed by the author.

    ReplyDelete
  7. This is SO funny "i'd then grab my mum because I know she wouldn't have a suitable plan.." haha!
    I would lock myself and my friends (with the electrical fences you mentioned above) in fact, I would require you came with me as you have this pretty figured out, I would put us all in a dominos shop with the dominos chef still inside. And eat Dominos pizza until the apocalypse died out!

    www.sopherina.co.uk

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. Hahahah, well she wouldnt! She likes to think shes a badass but she'd get bitten within an hour lol. Haha dominos sounds like a solid plan! Think I might steal that idea lol. Glad you enjoyed Sophie xx

      Delete
  8. OMG HILARIOUS! I love this! Genius idea of going go a school with a lab! I wish I'd thought of that.

    ReplyDelete

INSTAGRAM

© Arora Appleby. Design by Fearne.